Blair’s WANG in Congo

Many athletes and their sports give back to the community and Segathon is no exception. Segathon has sponsored the Worldly Association NHL95 Genesis or W.A.N.G Foundation where players give back to the world. Blair was chose to bring the joy of Segathon to the people of the Congo. He was invited to play video games with citizens of the small farming village of Kananga, but forgot to bring a second controller, let alone his own generator.

But the good people of Kananga were intrigued by Blair and called him “Umbachichi”, which means “salt colored orangutan.” They also were impressed by Blair’s eating habits. One villager exclaimed “Umbachichi ate 10 lbs of our prized delicacy “poonani” which we are told is a sugary doughy substance that is aged inside a dead elephant. That impressed the villagers to take the only generator in town at the hospital and letting Blair hook up his sega to that.

Blair played for 3 hours straight before the generator blew a fuse. When the people asked Blair why he would not share. Blair said “I started a season with Pitt and Super Mario was on a tear, it would of been bad luck to let anybody mess up that record for Mario.