Jud meets with President to talk about winning and WANG

January 5, 2005

Jud shakes hands with President Bush and shows off his war trophy's Pat's Hair Cutting Shoes and the Bagel in his pants that represents shutting out Pat in the finals.

Jud shakes hands with President Bush and shows off his war trophy’s Pat’s Hair Cutting Shoes and the Bagel in his pants that represents shutting out Pat in the finals.

WHITEHOUSE – A blessed day for all of SEGATHON when 2005 Segathon Champ Jud, was invited to the Whitehouse to celebrate his winning season and talk about showing off his WANG to the underprivileged kids of DC.

The President was giddy with excitement, but then became confused. The President confused the name Jud with Jughead from the popular Archie Comic Book Series. But after a few awkward exchanges the 2 became fast friends as they discussed their love of beer and misdemeanors.

Jud promised to be back next year and the President ask Jud to bring a case of Grainbelt and “one of those gooses with the funny laughs”, which we were told later he was referring to loons.

Jud’s visit was not all play though, after making a few calls from the Oval Office to Stevie Y and Osama Bin Laden, Jud visited the under privileged kids of DC. At first the reception did not go well since the kids wanted to play XBOX instead of Sega. But the charm of NHL 95 quickly won them over as Jud showed the kids WANG is all about, the wrap around.

Jud calls up Osama from the Oval office and challenges him to a best of 5 series, NO PENALTIES

Jud calls up Osama from the Oval office and challenges him to a best of 5 series, NO PENALTIES