July 07, 2006
-Washington, DC – With the alarming rate of ex jocks dropping out of D League Softball tournaments to play in this years POP 06. The jocks have issued a cease and desist order for POP 06. The Plaintiffs represented by Promden, Ogre and 80’s Blond Hair Movie Jerk headed up the questioning committee.
Representing the defendants were the Founding Four plus uber-nerd Nick.
The questioning got intense as most of the panel cracked under pressure. Some say it was due to the peanut gallery of nerds that showed up in hundreds to support the cause. It was not looking good until Andy did a filibuster defense were he cited all lines from the short lived series “SeaQuest” After 3 hours of Jonathon Brandis lines the Jocks said no more and the POP event was put back on schedule.
Andy was awarded as spot in Lakeville’s Cruise Night with his 2 close personal friends Mark Messier and Gary Coleman.
Andy was also named Time magazines Nerd of the Year beating out such notables as Napoleon Dynamite and Garth Algar.