Super-Secret Training Center Opens under and Alias of Pat’s Gender Neutral Haircuts
June 30, 2006
-Chicago, IL – Pat feeling the pressure of MN players excelling over Chicagoans he has risked his not so profitable business to be a super secret center for Segathon training.
His 10’x10′ mobile hair cutting trailer has boasted the fastest gender neutral haircuts around and business has been good once Pat attained the exclusive rights for the Roenick Magnum cut.
Joining Pat for training were the gruesome bunch of MN transplants. Wroge, Max and Tom (combined lifetime record 1-9) Pat said that even though they are mediocre NHL 95 Athletes, their misshaped heads make great pallets for his hair cuts.
A glimpse into the underground layer where the four train for victory.